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CydneDilligaf
  • Town/Country : Washington, D.C., US of A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CydneDilligaf : sarcastic as fuck and a harry potter fact nazi. dont care(too much) about grammar but correcting people's spelling is a pasttime of mine. Tumblr: tiptoethruthetardis

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Today, I got into an argument with my wife. We had gotten our son an Xbox and two games for his birthday. Since he was ungratefully bitching about it, I made him return it and donate the money to charity. He told her that I hit him, took his present and pawned it for beer. She doesn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34000) - you deserved it (2997)

On 01/30/2013 at 6:23pm - kids - by XboxDad (man) - United States (California)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (140) - you deserved it (2730)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom



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