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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CydneDilligaf : sarcastic as fuck and a harry potter fact nazi. dont care(too much) about grammar but correcting people's spelling is a pasttime of mine. Tumblr: tiptoethruthetardis

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Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39051) - you deserved it (5658)

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