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CyborgBanana

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CyborgBanana

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CyborgBanana : Peace through power!

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CyborgBanana's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

#20557646
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (13594)

On 03/24/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10c out. FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36128) - you deserved it (3948)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:35pm - animals - by Enyo - Reserved



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