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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs!! I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, ( Trying to queef!! I saw it online!! ) FML

#20605608
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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend cheated on me with mah ( best friend ) while I was away on vacation . She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's ( stuck in the middle of all this . ) FML

#20605576
95 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 5:50pm - misc - by sherrylynn (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, IT'S ONLY DAY OFF WORK IN AHILE. I TOLD BOSS I'D BE AVAILABLE VIA PHONE IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES. SO FAR I'VE BEEN CALLD THREE TIMES: TO ASK HOW THE FAX WORKS, TO LET ME KNOW IT'S A SLOW DAY, AND TO ASK MEHERE THE LETTER R IS ON A KEYBOARD. FML

#20604416
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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him !! He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless !! He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next looool time." FML

#20603007
84 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... I was at mah little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet... and in the middle of her solo... her phone started ringing. She decided to stop... check her phone... and continue playing. FML

#20602988
94 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Aberrombie Blue - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

#20602951
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On 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm - love - by RaveCharlie - United States

Today , I Was Riding My Bike Ome From Te Store . Wanting To Impress Some Passers-by , I Tried To Do A Trick On A Sarp Turn . I It A Pole Wit My Balls . As I Was Lying On Te Ground In Agony , A Guy Pulled Over , Took A Picture , And Took Off Lauging . FML

#20602636
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On 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Bulgaria (Sofiya)

Today, I Got Cut From Ma Track Team. My Coac Told Me It Was Because Ma Sprints Were "too Fast" 4 Is Liking. Hu? FML

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On 04/18/2013 at 4:34pm - misc - by bhnja_ (man) - Philippines (Mandaue)

yesterday my grlfriend told me tat se's a lesbian!! And tat se could only stay wit me because I ad a "grly face and voice"!! Se also admitted to aving a crus on my sister!!

#20600192
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On 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. fat FML

Today, I askad ma grandmotar to am ma prom drass 4 ma. I'm ar oldast granddaugtar so I tougt sa'd ba appy to do it. Sa said no. Har occupation is a saamstrass. FML

#20589845
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On 04/14/2013 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my brthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML

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138 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today aftar an axhausting waakand of work , I dacidad to taka a nap. I was awokan savaral hours latar by mah mothar-in-law knocking on mah door. Apparantly mah 11-yaar-old callad up grandma to complain that sha was hungry and that mum was slaaping instaad of cooking dinnar. FML

#20589609
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On 04/14/2013 at 5:58am - kids - by jasminejzhu (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today Wen I Was Talking To My Younger Broter, E Suddenly Said "O, I Was Supposed To Tell You Tat Tere's Tis Girl Wo As A Uge Crus On You!" I Asked Wo An E Answered, "I Totally Forgot Er Name, Tat Was Like 2 Monts Ago." FML

#20589493
51 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 3:28am - love - by MissedTheBoat (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse askd me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minute of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approachd the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managd to drop it all over myself. FML

#20589296
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On 04/14/2013 at 1:10am - health - by NoPeeGiven - United States (Illinois)



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