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Cyanidenhappines
  • Town/Country : Long Island, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cyanidenhappines : I love to listen to music on the piano. I also love to play the piano. I love the rain. ??? I am an Aquarius. My nationality consists of a few different things to name a few:Italian,Irish,Russian,German,Cherokee Indian,Scandinavian,English. I can't remember the rest at the moment.

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Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24619) - you deserved it (15921)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

#18471857
202 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
120 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23951) - you deserved it (3591) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 6:33am - health - by can't breathe - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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101 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

#7169187
101 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



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