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Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19006) - you deserved it (4311)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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122 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

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179 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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