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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 May 1990 (23 years)
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Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18068) - you deserved it (45079)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67433) - you deserved it (3307)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by kattydoo07 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29208) - you deserved it (420026)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36971) - you deserved it (4122)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)



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