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  • Number of visits : 1589
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CutiePie_101 : I am just living my life to the fullest :)

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Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

#15099087
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35373) - you deserved it (6268)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML

#15026784
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21863) - you deserved it (8805)

On 02/18/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by Shodan2112 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

#15026564
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31977) - you deserved it (4761)

On 02/18/2011 at 9:47am - misc - by ihavenothing - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3840)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39765) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

#15023779
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24129) - you deserved it (4152)

On 02/18/2011 at 12:19am - animals - by Username -

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

#14999054
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (4477)

On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

#14998029
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45972) - you deserved it (3677)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46773) - you deserved it (9265)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25240) - you deserved it (19064)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14945395
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15894) - you deserved it (24772)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

#14944221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32852) - you deserved it (19781)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10784) - you deserved it (34100)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)



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