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  • Number of visits : 1517
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CutiePie_101 : I am just living my life to the fullest :)

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CutiePie_101's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

#17030177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (3180)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37082) - you deserved it (11855)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

#16574286
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (5404)

On 06/09/2011 at 3:20am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50511) - you deserved it (9828)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35781) - you deserved it (4744)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

#16338275
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (9003)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML

#16232451
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38886) - you deserved it (5612)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:13am - love - by me -

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15080) - you deserved it (35752)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

#15786852
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (22794)

On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

#15714143
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (28152)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

#15467016
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34653) - you deserved it (4235)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

#15257767
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27985) - you deserved it (5930)

On 03/10/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10639) - you deserved it (66465)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10639) - you deserved it (66465)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)



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