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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cunto82 : Young 30yo married lad with 3 kids; (14, 12 & 7yo) who enjoys time with mates, laughs & banter, a few beers & time with family.

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Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML


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