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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cumbe : Nothin speshul you need to know :3

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Cumbe's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to work at a hotel. One of the guests decided to play the piano in the lobby. He's deaf. Unfortunately, I'm not. FML

#20575584
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28391) - you deserved it (6117)

On 04/05/2013 at 12:20am - work - by torturedears (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80011) - you deserved it (24558)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me know it was actually break-up sex. FML

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34628) - you deserved it (48600)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML

#14608704
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24830) - you deserved it (6807) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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