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Cumbe
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cumbe : Nothin speshul you need to know :3

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Today, I went to work at a hotel. One of the guests decided to play the piano in the lobby. He's deaf. Unfortunately, I'm not. FML

#20575584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (4481)

On 04/05/2013 at 12:20am - work - by torturedears (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64186) - you deserved it (15798)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me know it was actually break-up sex. FML

#20168611
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22138) - you deserved it (2505)

On 11/18/2012 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by lellow_171 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29941) - you deserved it (43725)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML

#14608704
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19755) - you deserved it (5171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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