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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1591
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28871) - you deserved it (3552)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (10702)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45012) - you deserved it (8125)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15608) - you deserved it (53256)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38270) - you deserved it (2797)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9740) - you deserved it (72199)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13844) - you deserved it (56764)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12313) - you deserved it (56504)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29681) - you deserved it (2683)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29724) - you deserved it (3759)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

#16230560
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (11459)

On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9233) - you deserved it (68355)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

#14366968
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (4699)

On 12/28/2010 at 5:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML

#14174315
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30802) - you deserved it (7211)

On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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