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by ikickgingers / 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm / United States / Work
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
by Cassandra / 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by seriously? / 09/07/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Work
Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
by Username / 08/31/2011 at 3:36am / United States / Intimacy
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
by makeitstop / 08/04/2011 at 9:41am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by unrequited / 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm / United States / Love
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
by owies :( / 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 5:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 1:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
- Today, at work a cute fill in employee struck up a conversation with me. We seemingly hit it off so… Today, I got food poisoning from my school's lunch and can't stop vomiting. My period also happened… Today, I realized I was late for work so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog…