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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5371) - you deserved it (413)
On 05/20/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML
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On 05/09/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by chieftain (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 1:37pm - work - by seriously? - United States
Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)
Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)
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