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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3795
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Crystalkitty22 : I'm a 8th grader who seems to have all the memes and memories stuck in her head and constantly battling as conciences. I'm also pretty sure that if I asked out my crush I'd be friendzoned. I know I'm younger than most on this planet and website/app, but even I already know that "places" like these are where I will fit in.

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Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pondhila our class was on a fiald trip. Tha taachar startd to pass around an old rara civil war bullat. As tha bullat got to ma, I thraw anothar rock in tha rivar, only to notica a rock in my hand and tha bullat gona. FML

#21062817
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (56677)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

#21061154
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51165) - you deserved it (5083)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

#21059009
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31669) - you deserved it (47844)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, te boy wo sits next to me in class accidentally dropped is sketc pad. It turns out e's really talented at drawing portraits. Tey're so good tat I could recognize myself in all of tem. FML

#21058436
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45742) - you deserved it (7096)

On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday mah boyfriend gave me a hickey on mah breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated mah jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML

#21058095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39478) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm supposed to Skype at night, so when I hered mah mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute mah mic and started bitching me out for flushing mah tampons down the toilet. FML

#21057252
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39484) - you deserved it (23103)

On 02/11/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by FUUUUCK (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah mom made a Facebook status about me: looool ( My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch ). FML

#21057121
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47700) - you deserved it (8064)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I askd friend if he could be wingman and help me get a date with a girl I looool really likd. I told him plan, and as I finishd and turnd to go to her, I noticd her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41814) - you deserved it (12048)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I decided to ask the guy I lyk if he'll be mah Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

#21053668
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44176) - you deserved it (9479)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2DAY WANTING TO BREAK UP WITH MAH BOYFRIEND , I INVITD HIM TO DINNER WITH MAH PARENTS. I WAS SURE THEY'D HATE HIM , WHICH WOULD GIVE ME THE EXCUSE I NEEDD. THEY ENDD UP LOVING HIM , AND NOW THEY WON'T STOP MENTIONING MARRIAGE. FML

#21053604
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22750) - you deserved it (48574)

On 02/07/2014 at 6:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom



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