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CruelSirDrum
  • Town/Country : Seattle, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CruelSirDrum : im in the work force and i dedicate my life to music.my current band is www.myspace.com/takeplana. check us out. im with a friend who loves and appreciates music as much as me.other than that i enjoy being with friends, playing xbox 360 and making memories.thats it.my AIM is tkxinfaxmous. i like meeting and conversing with new people as well.

my best advice for you kids is to not say anything if you do not have anything nice to say.im very ashamed of the cruel comments on this website.so much hate and its not neccessary.indifference makes the world go around.

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Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19112) - you deserved it (74873)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19112) - you deserved it (74873)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)



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