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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 February 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 927
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Crownie : Play hockey, soccer competitvely (well until I needed knee surgery from hockey 3 months ago). Working as Assistant Manager at the Golf Course in town and can proudly say I can't golf to save me life.

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Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML


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