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Today, Mah Little Brother Got His Crush To Go Out With Him By Impressing Her With His Level 500 FarmVille . This Is The Next Generation . FML

#19708903
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27908) - you deserved it (2160)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to an email confirming membership to a dating site. Turns out mother is as annoyed by loveless life as I am. FML

#19708728
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19266) - you deserved it (2090)

On 05/31/2012 at 7:29am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20149) - you deserved it (2072)

On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met up wit ma dad after aving workd abroad fir te past six monts . Apparently, during tat time e's ad a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because e's now some sort of ippie calling imself ( Memnoc of Pleiades ) . real FML

#19705574
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On 05/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I ad a babysitting job. Wen I got tere , te parents were rusing out te door an told me tey'd left instructions fir te kids on te table. Te frst bullet point stated tat te oldest was convinced se is possessed by te devil , but just to ignore it. Tree more ours to go.

#19701580
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25905) - you deserved it (1652)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today , I Had To Gat Tha Managar Of A Grocary Stora To Axplain To His Amployaa How Coupons Work. Tha Amployaa Had Rafusad To Accapt Tha Coupons I Was Using , 4 Faar That , "thay Will Ba Daductad From Mah Paychack." Maga FML

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I went to visit mah husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace cuz some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. big fat FML

#19696168
69 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today... I got a $20 tip from an old lady I dalivarad pizza to. Ecstatic... I walkad back to my car whara thara was a $30 parking fina waiting 4 ma. FML

#19692840
97 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 9:55am - money - by dammit33 - Australia (Victoria)

Today... my parants think it's so hot outsida that it's okay for tham to work in tha gardan nakd. FML

#19692459
169 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, wile I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, ma boyfriend decided it would be funny to put te car into reverse instead of drive wile I was waiting 4 traffic to clear. I don't tink te people wo own te car beind me were lauging. Nor is ma now ex-boyfriend. mega FML

#19692417
162 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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