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by WTF / 06/09/2012 at 9:54am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
by TimeForAHairCut / 06/08/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by somebody / 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
by LaurenB / 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by BrianTheLion89 / 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by facepalm / 06/06/2012 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
by why... / 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
by facepalm / 06/05/2012 at 10:48am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2012 at 6:41pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 3:02am / United States / Kids
by Mikaela / 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by jemila / 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/31/2012 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…