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Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513
57 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

#8842
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19371) - you deserved it (3958)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
42 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
58 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
52 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

#2101
21 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
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On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
83 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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