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by bewitched and bothered / 02/02/2009 at 8:25am / United States (California) / Love
by Hahaha / 01/29/2009 at 10:19am / United States (California) / Love
by kiddo / 01/28/2009 at 10:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
by Sally / 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by noodle / 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Petridishoflove / 01/20/2009 at 1:12am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
by LifeSucks / 10/29/2008 at 7:57am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…