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Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
by Noname / 03/02/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML
by Werner / 03/02/2009 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by alejita / 03/02/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
by justanaccount / 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm / Spain (Madrid) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
by Fenny / 02/27/2009 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by shilpajayseanfan / 02/24/2009 at 8:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by AppoKing / 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by wnrz / 02/18/2009 at 3:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Sandra / 02/18/2009 at 9:15am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by tylerlove361 / 02/11/2009 at 12:30am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Michigan / 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…