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Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out why the girl I like won't give me the time of day. Apparently, I called her ugly and pushed her into a puddle when we were in kindergarten. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 11:31am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by StupidBerk (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25am - health - by Missusluv313 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 6:46am - work - by Grindwhore - Canada (British Columbia)
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