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Crofty92
  • Town/Country : Hastings, England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (1751)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29087) - you deserved it (4000)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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