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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43667) - you deserved it (3399)

On 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39453) - you deserved it (6532)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26141) - you deserved it (2139)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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