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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML


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On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML


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On 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by Micheal (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML


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On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML


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On 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by anonyme (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change? Being a good man i said "sure." I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. As I walk into starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the casheir my fifty dollar bill, she called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by supermanj76 (man) - United States (Florida)

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