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CrispyYoshi
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CrispyYoshi : I hack Super Mario World Music, and read FML, MLIA, and MLIG whenever I'm bored. :3 I also talk on Omegle at random times. CrispyYoshi is my AIM, MSN (hotmail), GTalk, Skype, and YouTube accounts, if, for whatever reason, you need to contact me at.

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (50418) - you deserved it (2870)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (18603) - you deserved it (8590)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (52118) - you deserved it (11878)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)