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Crickets
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 January 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 17165
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while shopping at Victoria's Secret with my friend, I saw a man holding a lacy bra up to his chest. When my friend and I passed by, I whispered, "Ew, what is that perv doing?" The "guy" immediately turned around and snarled, "I'm a woman, you little bitch," and threw her bra at my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7119) - you deserved it (42952)

On 09/02/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by lifeishorrible (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41975) - you deserved it (14898)

On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)