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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44003) - you deserved it (6211)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24763) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17308) - you deserved it (7863)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)

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  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

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