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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17626) - you deserved it (7957)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)

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