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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37016) - you deserved it (12414)

On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (7425)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (3644)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)



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