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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML
by JimmyT / 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Work
by no tp / 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
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