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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1852
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Crazynopantsman : Aye, name's Eli. I'm that guy your parents warned you about.

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Today, the day before I was going to move in with my army fiancé, he was told he would be deployed very soon. I can't pay for the apartment without him, and now have to move back in with my parents until he returns from active duty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (6383)

On 03/01/2011 at 4:08pm - love - by Distraught (woman) - Reserved

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33590) - you deserved it (2358)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at a Remembrance Day service when an old widow told me I had my "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of my coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service for "lying". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43278) - you deserved it (2662)

On 11/10/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by Danners88 (man) - Australia

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36977) - you deserved it (9505)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML


I agree, your life sucks (80950) - you deserved it (7028)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42150) - you deserved it (37582)

On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am - work - by MickeyDManager (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88661) - you deserved it (15361)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number I said 'Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number'. So many girls have given me that number, I memorized it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56032) - you deserved it (6378)

On 06/02/2009 at 1:41am - love - by toobad (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45019) - you deserved it (36659)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77502) - you deserved it (5952)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (75655) - you deserved it (17635)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49808) - you deserved it (27009)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (272964) - you deserved it (64347)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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