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Crazyjoe33
  • Town/Country : Nowhere, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52048) - you deserved it (7052)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116090) - you deserved it (11105)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (484674) - you deserved it (43568)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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