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CrazyOldSoldier
  • Town/Country : Mount Pearl, Newfoundland, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CrazyOldSoldier : Seventeen. Crazy old Lady at heart. And a darn proud feminist.
Strongly Anti-Twlight. Strongly Pro-ACTUAL-vampire books and movies. Eighties Fanatic. Aspiring author.

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Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

#5978415 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (26055) - you deserved it (9895)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

#5940932 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (1873)

On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

#5620240 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (2413)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

#5527789 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (5432) - you deserved it (68211)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

#5494730 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (2590)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)