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by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML
by dev / 08/28/2011 at 2:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Blondie / 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Health
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 1:50am / United States (Kentucky) / Money
by alissa_roar / 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm / United States / Love
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
by Username / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Steve / 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
by storyofmylife / 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
by your_mother / 05/13/2009 at 11:35am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
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