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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 704
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CrAcK90 : Don't Judge Me Im A Lesbian. I Love BBQ. Ima' Emo. I Cut. I Have A Evil Poam Service. Add Me x.x.x.fallen@hotmail.com

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Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

#3925497
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57647) - you deserved it (11287)

On 07/21/2009 at 8:03am - love - by person_r (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

#3899326
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34306) - you deserved it (11453)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10am - love - by TheOtherWoman (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had an important powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my mac saying "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

#3899297
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34291) - you deserved it (9257)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (217587) - you deserved it (13112)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML

#3848671
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37505) - you deserved it (9216)

On 07/18/2009 at 1:45am - work - by Rawf (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got back to work from a 3 week vacation. My boss had asked me to get him something so when I returned I presented him with a shotglass with the British flag on it. I later found out that he is a recovering alcoholic. FML

#3826927
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37263) - you deserved it (6704)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:07am - work - by mrmatt008 (man) - France

Today, I found out that my new boss at my job is the same guy that I turned down repeatedly last night at the bar. FML

#3820845
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51465) - you deserved it (4061)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:02am - work - by awkward. (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother calls them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

#1734899
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97621) - you deserved it (15440)

On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)



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