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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 775
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CrAcK90 : Don't Judge Me Im A Lesbian. I Love BBQ. Ima' Emo. I Cut. I Have A Evil Poam Service. Add Me x.x.x.fallen@hotmail.com

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my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone . One year ago , I followed her to Norway,here her family lives . I left mah friends , family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her . Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm . FML

#3925497
116 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 8:03am - love - by person_r (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with 4 the last three weeks got really drunk!! I drove him home from the party and took care of him!! At 2am he asked 4 the phone!! When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend!! FML

#3899326
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34495) - you deserved it (11484)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10am - love - by TheOtherWoman (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday, I had an important powerpoint presentation fir ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during mah lunch break, mah boyfriend IMed me on mah mac saying "Feeling so horny right now, come home fir a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

#3899297
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35877) - you deserved it (9533)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (221113) - you deserved it (14006)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

at work, a customar calld in an askd ma to raad off avary itam on our manu, along with thara ingradiants . I work at Jamba Juica so that's a lot of raading . Aftar about 10 minutas of this, I found out it was actually mah stupid co-workar calling from tha back phona . FML

#3848671
54 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 1:45am - work - by Rawf (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got looool back to work from a 3 week vacation!! My boss had askd me to get him something so when I returnd I presentd him with a shotglas with the British flag on it!! I later found out that he is a recovering alcoholic!! FML

#3826927
65 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 8:07am - work - by mrmatt008 (man) - France

Today, I found out that my new boss at my job is the same guy that I turned down repeatedly last night at the bar. FML

#3820845
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51651) - you deserved it (4076)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:02am - work - by awkward. (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

looool Taday ma mom and I were watcing tis movie in wic some girls start making out. My moter calls tem "sinners" and tat tey will "burn in ell twice". Ten se says "God doesn't lyk gays". I'm a lesbian. I pickd out tis movie as a way of coming out. FML

#1734899
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98131) - you deserved it (15479)

On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)



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