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Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML
by seriouslystupid / 09/23/2009 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy
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