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Cortana

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Cortana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Inception

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Cortana's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably. FML

by radioinvader / 10/28/2012 at 8:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2010 at 5:36am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous