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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 87
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Yesterday, I was at a barbecue with my extendd family. I was chatting to my grandma,hen my idiotic brother decidd to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing soundd so much lyk a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamd and practically looool shat my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (26674)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

TODAY, I WOKA UP TO FINA A PARKING TICKAT ON MY CAR!! MY CAR WAS IN MY DRIVAWAY AN THA COP WHO WROTA IT IS MY AX-BOYFRIAND!! THIS IS THA THIRD TIMA!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42013) - you deserved it (6254)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I had to pick up mah drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home she thankd me looool over and over again and then said "thank god you have no life!" fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50970) - you deserved it (3921)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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