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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8960) - you deserved it (26504)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home she thanked me over and over again and then said "thank god you have no life!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50727) - you deserved it (3905)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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