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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

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204 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

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161 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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287 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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151 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

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129 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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235 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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