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Coop817
  • Town/Country : all up in that ass
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 297
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Coop817 : I enjoy reading FMLs so I can laugh at others misfortunes because laughter is the best medicine. Except if you have aids.

I'm not here to make friends. If I was looking for more friends, I wouldn't resort to an app full of people competing for shittier life stories.

I don't want to be a grammar nazi but nothing on this app pisses me off more than a dumbass. However, people DO make mistakes. Having said that, If I make a mistake, I'll own up to it.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, sharing my feelings, cuddling while watching a long movie, and licking peanut butter off my dogs balls.

Sometimes I aim for thumbs up and sometimes I aim for thumbs down because thumbs up is too mainstream.

Obviously I'm not always serious. Calm your tits.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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