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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 832
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Coop817 : I enjoy reading FMLs so I can laugh at others misfortunes because laughter is the best medicine. Except if you have aids.

I'm not here to make friends. If I was looking for more friends, I wouldn't resort to an app full of people competing for shittier life stories.

I don't want to be a grammar nazi but nothing on this app pisses me off more than a dumbass. However, people DO make mistakes. Having said that, If I make a mistake, I'll own up to it.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, sharing my feelings, cuddling while watching a long movie, and licking peanut butter off my dogs balls.

Sometimes I aim for thumbs up and sometimes I aim for thumbs down because thumbs up is too mainstream.

Obviously I'm not always serious. Calm your tits.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Coop817's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8998) - you deserved it (26333)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (229009) - you deserved it (80540)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (283543) - you deserved it (28117)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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