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Cool_boy
  • Town/Country : Hong Kong, China
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (207254) - you deserved it (10112)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15334) - you deserved it (56808)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30740) - you deserved it (75086)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (14039)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13649) - you deserved it (109033)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt - United States (New York)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

#798927
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13649) - you deserved it (109033)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt - United States (New York)



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