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Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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On 06/30/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by whipplewhip - United States

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML



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