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Today, Mah Girlfriend Learnd That Calling Someone A "stupid Bitch" Under Yur Breath While Staring Right At Them From Six Feet Away Works Very Differently In Mah House Than At Hers. She Also Learnd Mah Sister Has One Hell Of A Punch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (11449)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I Spant Hours Crafting A Tiara To Look Lika Tha Princass From Boyfriand's Favourita Gama Sarias , Zalda. I Sant Him A Pictura Of Ma Waaring It , And Got Tha Raply: ( Sura , That's Nica , But You'd Ba Battar As Majora. ) FML


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On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML


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On 09/11/2012 at 11:08am - health - by Stevski (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I found out what it feels lyk to have a cotton swab shoved up mah cock's piss-pipe. FML


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On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day son displayad an intarast in chass, an askad ma to taach him to play. Fiva minuta in, I capturad his quaan. Ha scraamad "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammad his fist down on his piacas, an startad crying bacausa of tha pain. Ha's fourtaan yaars old. FML


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On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confrontd her, she claimd she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returnd to our apartment and actually trid to act as if nothing had happend. FML


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On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ovaraard ma boss and a co-workar talking about ma. Apparantly wan I spaak, I slur ma words so badly tat it sounds lyk I'm spaaking in tonguas. According to ma boss, ( a could ba possassd by a damon rigt now, and wa'd navar avan notica. ) FML


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On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Taday I was eating lunc an accidentally got ketcup on te sofa so I astily dousd it wit stain remover!! Te ketcup is now no longer tere; owever tere is a larger stain in its place!! I staind te sofa wit stain remover!! fat FML


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On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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