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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 533
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About CoolAidIsMyName : Heyy! I'm a girl who works at Hooters. I'm the one on the right. My name is Tequila (named after my moms favorite drink...) And I enjoy FML for multiple reasons. I LOVE reading Perdix, DocBastard, etc and their comments. I'm just a normal girl trying to make it in the world.

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

#19720849
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23662) - you deserved it (6587)

On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

#12913788
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28032) - you deserved it (3249)

On 09/05/2010 at 4:14am - love - by ohmydog (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84066) - you deserved it (4755)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

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400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43964) - you deserved it (22568)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)



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