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Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11683) - you deserved it (51138)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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