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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 March 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6175
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Contrius : I'm in Mergers and Acquisitions...

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Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54619) - you deserved it (316964)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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