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Contrius
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 March 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 5864
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92848) - you deserved it (13505)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (176567) - you deserved it (19137)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40999) - you deserved it (247238)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (338380)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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