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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ConnaireO : Well, the name is Connaire, Im 16 and I'm from Ireland.


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Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (6421)

On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML


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On 01/11/2011 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24221) - you deserved it (5461)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML


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On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

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