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About ConBroChilll : SUP CREEPERS

Yea, your a creeper. You came to my profile.

I'm from Long Island, Live in NYC
I play 3 sports: Lacrosse Football and Wrestling

Not much else really. Yes, that is Kim Jong Un on a pug.

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19755) - you deserved it (36444)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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