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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (22 years)
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About Complaining : I have no life.

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Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (5079)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17774) - you deserved it (73307)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26906) - you deserved it (119439)

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