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  • Town/Country : Comments, FML
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1153
  • Number of comments : 194
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About Complaining : I have no life.

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Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67418) - you deserved it (8401)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by chococool223 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

#701827
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57901) - you deserved it (3729)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by androgynous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17909) - you deserved it (3817)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12847) - you deserved it (60646)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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