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by N / 02/08/2009 at 3:04am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
- Today, I was caught by a red light camera for turning at the red light. I guess no-one can explain… Today, I'm pregnant. Despite severe nausea, and constant dizzy spells, my university won't consider… Today, I hooked up with a guy online. I asked him beforehand to not stick anything down my throat.…
- Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…