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Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)
Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
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Today, after being in the UK for 2 months, I learned that when saying, "I'm about to blow off and kill someone", to the British "blow off" means "fart." This was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by ScottishLad1 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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