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by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by hudd357mag / 02/06/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Love
Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
by stainseverywhere / 02/01/2012 at 2:11am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
by The Towel Molester / 01/26/2012 at 9:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cathy / 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm / United States / Animals
by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Cary / 12/26/2011 at 1:17am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
- Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, I spent two hours in the rain at a concert waiting for my favorite band to come on. The show… Today, my parents told me not to wear headphones while mowing the lawn, because the sound was too…