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Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:53am - intimacy - by gordogs 25 - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States
Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States
Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of me to the doctor. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Hungrytoothbrush (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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