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Today , I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor startd , he told me looool that if I found it awkward at all , I should just imagine I was bieng probd by aliens. FML

#19603388
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20644) - you deserved it (2029)

On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58921) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11845) - you deserved it (37807)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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111 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor fir calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me fir violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (1907)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today , during my first day as a doctor’s intern , I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around , I went through the looool first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet , I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (5047) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I found out mah boyfriand and I hava mora in common than I thought. Wa both r saxually attractad to man. FML

Today , I had to put one of my preschool student in timeout fir masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39248) - you deserved it (3732)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Yesterday, mah fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27113) - you deserved it (1962)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (5110)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86676) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today... I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on honeymoon. FML

#19405525
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33665) - you deserved it (11591)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:53am - intimacy - by gordogs 25 - New Zealand (Auckland)



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